i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
i think my cat just said my name.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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