I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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