At least make sure they are 18
Why
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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