the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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