only if we run a train.
done.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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