Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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