i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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