why didn't you poke me back
I skipped work to stalk him.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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