If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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