i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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