She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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