Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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