I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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