am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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