She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize