Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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