I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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