Don't you send me to vm
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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