What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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