Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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