He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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