my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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