I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Randomize
