Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i think my cat just said my name.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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