can u get pink eye on your cock?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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