I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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