We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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