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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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