Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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