Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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