Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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