just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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