i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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