My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize