I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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