About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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