People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
