My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize