I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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