I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
