I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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