I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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