so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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