How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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