is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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