can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think people are normalizing furries
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize