I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
