he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Life is so much better after having sex.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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