Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
