whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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