Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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