So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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