It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I AM VODKA MAN
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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