A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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