haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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