so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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